Jim and June are having a big party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and we want ..... and ..... To be here for this special day Email june@example.com |
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Jim's turning 50, and we want to give a party before the buzzards get him! We're having a big birthday blowout At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and we want You and .... To be here so he doesn't feel old! Email june@example.com |
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THEY JUST DON'T TRY! EVEN WHEN THEY HIT 50, THEY'RE STILL 20! Jim's about to hit 50, and if we can get him off his skateboard, We're holding a huge party for his birthday At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September We want his best friends around for his big day, So you two, ..... and ..... . Absolutely have to be here! Email june@example.com |
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Well, it is if Jim's any indication! Our favorite teenager is about to hit the big 50 So we're having a big party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September And we want witnesses! We need ...... and ........... To be here for this very fun occasion Email jill@example.com |
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Believe it or not, Jim is turning 50, according to him! We all know he can't count. But we're using it as an excuse for a big party anyway! It's at our home, 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September And we want all his friends from school, particularly ..... and ..... To be here for this huge party! Maybe between us we'll be able to figure out how old he really is! Email june@example.com |
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If you're Jim, you use it as a semi-plausible reason to throw a party! (Meanwhile, his life insurer has joined a monastery....no coincidence) Jim and June are having a big gigantic colossal stupendous party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and we absolutely must have ..... and ..... Here for this special day Put it this way, either you come here or we come to your place! Email june@example.com |
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He doesn't look a day over 500, but we're having a party to celebrate (And to keep him away from the grand kids' video games!) There's going to be a really big party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and we really want ..... and ..... To be here for this very special occasion Email june@example.com |
You could buy an ice cream for 5 cents Until Jim came along, and prices went through the roof! To make up for it, Jim and June are having a big party with free food At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and we really want ..... and ..... To be here for this fabulous day Email june@example.com |
It didn't have Jim in it! Since Jim's been around, it's definitely become more complicated He's about to turn 50 And prove that evolution is really just a guessing game! Jim and June are having a big party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September (The Smithsonian wasn't keen on holding it at their place....) and we want ..... and ..... To be here for this super-special day Email june@example.com |
Unlikely as most rational people who know him would think, Jim's about to hit 50! This extremely unlikely event deserves a proper celebration So Jim and June are having a big party At our home at 464 High Street Clapham At 6PM 24 September and if necessary we'll bring a tow truck so ..... and ..... Can be here for this special day Email june@example.com |