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Yes, it is. John is turning 30, So we want and to come to a 30th party At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM On 27 September So we've got some witnesses! Email Suzie@example.com |
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AND BEING ASKED FOR PROOF OF SANITY John's nearly 30, So we're holding a big party to ask him a few questions At 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September We need you and To really get him worried! Email june@example.com |
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John's quite happy to stay in grade school. But he's starting to worry the teachers So we're holding a 30th birthday party for him so they can change the locks on the gym. At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September We want and To help us keep him distracted! Email june@example.com |
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30 years ago the wheel hadn't been invented! Nor was John. Things have really gone downhill So we're having a big 30 years ago theme party At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September We need Educated people like and At our party to add some class to ancient history! Email jill@hypermail.com |
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It's slander by numbers! Most people never admit to being 30 until they're 40. John definitely won't. But we're going to hold a party anyway! It's at our home, 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September So we need and To help support his attempts to avoid reality! Email june@example.com |
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Wanna bet? Would a smart person turn 30? John wouldn't, if he could avoid it So we're going to hold a 30th birthday party for him At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September And we want our dear friends and To come and help our wise old man celebrate! Email june@example.com |
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John doesn't believe it. Nor do we, but we're holding a birthday party anyway! At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September and we really must have and Here for this big day Email Suzie@example.com |
WHEN YOU'RE 70. John's decided to turn 30 and stay 30 forever! That's why we're holding a 30th party So we can save on buying new candles. At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September We very much want and To be here for John's very first 30th birthday! Email june@example.com |
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It's too old to be ignored as too young And too young to be called old! We've decided to hold a birthday party for John anyway At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September We need and To come and have a ball! Email june@example.com |
In the last 30 years, the Cold War ended, the internet took over the world, and mobile phone manufacturers invented really lousy reception and expensive contracts! So it's all John's fault! We're having a 30th birthday party for him At our home at 72 Allison Street Dover Heights At 4:30PM 27 September and we need and To be here And make sure he doesn't get away! Email june@example.com |
