Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands.

Some so speak in exaggerations and superlatives that we need to make a large discount from their statements before we can come at their real meaning.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be 'Clark Kent, Dentist,' because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, 'How's my back tooth?' and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, 'Oh it's okay,' then the patient would probably say, 'Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?' and you'd say, 'Aw fuck you, get outta here,' and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.