It's Jim's 50th Birthday!
Jim and June are having a big party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and we want
..... and .....
To be here for this special day
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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50? WHO'S 50?
Jim's turning 50, and we want to give a party before the buzzards get him!
We're having a big birthday blowout
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and we want
You and ....
To be here so he doesn't feel old!
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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SOME PEOPLE NEVER GROW UP
THEY JUST DON'T TRY!
EVEN WHEN THEY HIT 50, THEY'RE STILL 20!
Jim's about to hit 50, and if we can get him off his skateboard,
We're holding a huge party for his birthday
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
We want his best friends around for his big day,
So you two,
..... and ..... .
Absolutely have to be here!
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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50 IS THE NEW 16
Well, it is if Jim's any indication!
Our favorite teenager is about to hit the big 50
So we're having a big party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
And we want witnesses!
We need
...... and ...........
To be here for this very fun occasion
R.S.V.P. Tel Jill 9984 9976
Email jill@example.com
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HE SAYS HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 50?
Believe it or not, Jim is turning 50, according to him!
We all know he can't count.
But we're using it as an excuse for a big party anyway!
It's at our home,
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
And we want all his friends from school, particularly
..... and .....
To be here for this huge party!
Maybe between us we'll be able to figure out how old he really is!
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU TURN 50?
If you're Jim, you use it as a semi-plausible reason to throw a party!
(Meanwhile, his life insurer has joined a monastery....no coincidence)
Jim and June are having a big gigantic colossal stupendous party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and we absolutely must have
..... and .....
Here for this special day
Put it this way, either you come here or we come to your place!
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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JIM'S 50 ALREADY!
He doesn't look a day over 500, but we're having a party to celebrate
(And to keep him away from the grand kids' video games!)
There's going to be a really big party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and we really want
..... and .....
To be here for this very special occasion
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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50 YEARS AGO
You could buy an ice cream for 5 cents
Until Jim came along, and prices went through the roof!
To make up for it,
Jim and June are having a big party with free food
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and we really want
..... and .....
To be here for this fabulous day
R.S.V.P. Tel June 9844 9056
Email june@example.com
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50 YEARS AGO, THE WORLD WAS A SIMPLER PLACE
It didn't have Jim in it!
Since Jim's been around, it's definitely become more complicated
He's about to turn 50
And prove that evolution is really just a guessing game!
Jim and June are having a big party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
(The Smithsonian wasn't keen on holding it at their place....)
and we want
..... and .....
To be here for this super-special day
R.S.V.P. Tel Jill 9984 9976
Email june@example.com
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HE'S TURNING 50!
Unlikely as most rational people who know him would think,
Jim's about to hit 50!
This extremely unlikely event deserves a proper celebration
So Jim and June are having a big party
At our home at
464 High Street
Clapham
At 6PM
24 September
and if necessary we'll bring a tow truck so
..... and .....
Can be here for this special day
R.S.V.P. Tel Jill 9984 9976
Email june@example.com
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